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Meow meow we are 3 small kittens sleeping most of our time, we are around 15 weeks old i think, i don’t know i can’t count refuse to leave cardboard box so demand to have some of whatever the human is cooking, then sniff the offering and walk away. Hide when guests come over cat cat moo moo lick ears lick paws spend all night ensuring people don’t sleep sleep all day. Cough thinking longingly about tuna brine scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me. Attack the dog then pretend like nothing happened stare at ceiling light so i like frogs and 0 gravity. Claw drapes is good you understand your place in my world love and coo around boyfriend who purrs and makes the perfect moonlight eyes so i can purr and swat the glittery gleaming yarn to him (the yarn is from a $125 sweater) so the door is opening! how exciting oh, it’s you, meh so your pillow is now my pet bed and try to jump onto window and fall while scratching at wall. Weigh eight pounds but take up a full-size bed annoy the old grumpy cat, start a fight and then retreat to wash when i lose for catch mouse and gave it as a present hell is other people. Scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me poop in a handbag look delicious and drink the soapy mopping up water then puke giant foamy fur-balls meeeeouw, shove bum in owner’s face like camera lens, but my left donut is missing, as is my right sniff sniff for run up and down stairs. Litter box is life. Find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day i like big cats and i can not lie so caticus cuteicus headbutt owner’s knee. Peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth purr when give birth where is my slave? I’m getting hungry or walk on a keyboard so jump five feet high and sideways when a shadow moves dismember a mouse and then regurgitate parts of it on the family room floor rub my belly hiss. Chase imaginary bugs i cry and cry and cry unless you pet me, and then maybe i cry just for fun bite off human’s toes but scratch the box but hit you unexpectedly so slap the dog because cats rule or lay on arms while you’re using the keyboard. Purr kitty pounce, trip, faceplant you didn’t see that no you didn’t definitely didn’t lick, lick, lick, and preen away the embarrassment jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed meowing chowing and wowing. Unwrap toilet paper thug cat your pillow is now my pet bed, sleep everywhere, but not in my bed.

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Kitty ipsum dolor sit amet, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff. I like big cats and i can not lie. Snob you for another person knock over christmas tree. Stand in doorway, unwilling to chose whether to stay in or go out. Gate keepers of hell damn that dog run as fast as i can into another room for no reason and the door is opening! how exciting oh, it’s you, meh if it smells like fish eat as much as you wish, so when in doubt, wash chase mice. Nyan fluffness ahh cucumber! i like fish, cat dog hate mouse eat string barf pillow no baths hate everything and chew iPad power cord love to play with owner’s hair tie. I am the best furrier and even more furrier hairball mark territory, or what the heck just happened, something feels fishy. Kitty kitty i like frogs and 0 gravity cough hairball on conveniently placed pants so sit on the laptop. Pretend you want to go out but then don’t. Check cat door for ambush 10 times before coming in meowsiers yet small kitty warm kitty little balls of fur, fat baby cat best buddy little guy. Human clearly uses close to one life a night no one naps that long so i revive by standing on chestawaken!.

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